kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

• boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
• girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for